Did This Critic Even Read The Book?

The answer is clearly no. She was on deadline. She's still upset about the boy in sixth grade who let off a stink bomb in her locker. Um, hello, you want me to fact check his feelings? "Hello, sadness, are you really truly sad or is that just something you're doing for the camera?" I don't consider this a bad review so much as a non-review. Read on and please let me know your thoughts once you've actually READ the book where I explain it all: